I sent this postcard to my friend who lives in Oregon.
I do not like men in a box.
I do not like men with a fox.
I do not like men in a house.
I do mot like men with a mouse.
I do not like men here or there.
I do not like men anywhere.
(Cock tease: (n) Person with sexual interests distinct from mine)
I’d like to point out that Sam tagged this post as #metamelf #this is your whole life
THIS SONG IS CALLED GIRL POWER AND IT IS THE BEST EVER.
The cool thing about my job is that we hold a women’s only swim every Sunday night and men are not allowed in the facility at all so it’s literally my job to tell men to leave just for being men.