no one belongs here more than you.

‘I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!’

Really? You did that? You, Frank from Staten Island, climbed to the top of the food chain for all of us?

Or was it you, Frank from Staten Island, who drove your SUV two blocks to the store, then got out, did your sad waddle to the front, and had to ASK where the meat section is because bright lights confuse you, then you, Frank from Staten Island, grabbed some pre-packaged dead thing that YOU didn’t even kill yourself, it was killed by illegal immigrants that are getting paid minimum wage with the bonus of “hopefully not being deported,” then you, Frank from Staten Island, have to give it to your wife to cook ’cause the last time you made dinner you burnt the hot pockets, then you, Frank from Staten Island, put on FOX News, insert your hand down your pants and think, “yeah, it’s good to be at the top of the food chain!” Darwin would have killed himself is he knew you were what was coming!